Chairman of the board

Im way better than that fool Carrot Top.

Double the pleasure

Double the Alan

I stared death in the face

And smiled for the camera.

For you, Marisa!

As many Alans as there are angels in the sky. Or horsemen of the apocalypse. Either way.

Fuck that phosphorescent cat

Im the real deal.

My new favorite spot

ah, to be young again

Okay seriously

Im excited about being on the World Wide Web

October 21, 2008

Im Fat Dre. But this is old news to you.